The male version of a camel toe where you can see the outline of the dudes junk from pants that are too tight.
Dude, check out Tim's Almond Joy. No wonder he's always depressed.
by Duane Ball May 17, 2004
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A man's "package" in his pants. Like a ladies "Camel Toe"
His pants are so tight you can see his almond joy!
by Joni Simpson November 12, 2003
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To ejaculate on a piece of fecal matter, preferably human feces.
Jhon: Richard! Did you make another almond joy in the bathroom?
Richard: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.
by Lemonade Man420 April 22, 2020
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When a man has diarrhea and it covers his testicals. He can let it dry on his testicals and then let someone lick it off.
Female version of this is a "Mounds"
Jeff had the shits all day, so when I got home he gave me an almond joy.
by malcum ex November 19, 2010
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When a man's genitals are fondled by a partner.
Jack: Jill came over gave me almond joy last night.

Ben: lucky bastard!
by really there are no names left September 22, 2010
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